Nails

Every summer, I get one of those e-mails from people about what to do with your toes to make sure they look good. How about you folks just look at my hand nails instead. They look much better.

What will make my toes look better? Not sure. Maybe a dead sea nail kit...maybe it's got nutrients that would make my toe nails look awesome. Maybe I need a new shade of polish? Maybe I need a proper manicure. Maybe I just need to stop tripping over my own feet.

Really, I think the last one applies best.