Saturday, February 18, 2012

Pool

I have a backyard that is large enough to have a pool.  And the idea is very appealing.  However, there are a couple of reasons why I haven't put one in.  First of all, I don't like the idea of people drowning in my backyard.  I know.  Morbid.  But it's true!

Secondly, I have no idea how to use any equipment.  Those   pool pumps?  No clue.  How much chlorine stuff do you put in?  I don't know.  I'd probably put enough to burn my skin off.

Last but not least, who is going to do the actual cleaning?  Oh hey, that would be me.  I have enough going on that I don't need to be doing that.

However, if there was a cute enough pool boy, that might just change my mind.

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